The Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the Southeast and stops to entertain
in an Virginia bar. He's going through his usual stupid redneck jokes,
when a big burly guy in the audience stands up and says threateningly,
"I've heard just about enough of your smart mouth hillbilly jokes - we
ain't all stupid here in Virginia!" Flustered, the ventriloquist begins
to apologize, when the big guy interrupts him and says, "You stay out of
this mister-- I'm talking to the smart mouth little fella on your knee!"
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