THE VASECTOMY
After having their 11th child, a Virginia couple decided that that
was enough (they could not afford a larger doublewide). So, the husband
went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and
his wife (cousin) didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry
bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and
count to 10. The Virginian told the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man,
but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is
going to help me."
So, the couple drove to West Virginia to get a second opinion. The West
Virginian physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for
a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Virginia. This doctor
instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place
it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home,
lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear
and began to count. "1..., 2..., 3...,4..., 5...," At that point he paused,
placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand....
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