Redneck Survivor Show
A major network is planning the show "Survivor 2" this winter.
In response, Maryland is planning "Survivor, Maryland."
The contestants will start in Baltimore, travel through D.C., Annapolis,
Cambridge, over to Salisbury, and down to Deale's Island. They will
proceed to Crisfield, on to Smith's Island, then take a boat to Toddville,
Hooper's Island, and Taylor's Island. From there, they proceed back to
Cambridge, and on to Dundalk and back to Baltimore.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads,
"I'm gay, I voted for Bush, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to Baltimore wins.
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