National Transportation Safety Board
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged
they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers
for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing
black box voice recorders in pick-up trucks.
This was done in an effort to determine, when accidents occured,
the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were
surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers
in 61.2 percent of crashes were, "Oh, Shit".
Only the states of Delaware, Maryland and Virginia were different,
where 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this!"
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