REDNECK POWERBALL
A Delaware Redneck buys a ticket and wins the powerball lottery.
He goes to Dover to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."
The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a
million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."
The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it
and I want it."
Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and
the rest during the next 19 years.
The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money!
If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want
my dollar back!"
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