Virginia Custody Battle
In a tiny mountain village in a remote section of Virginia an old
mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the local
court, but custody of the children was a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since
she had brought the children into this world, she should retain
custody of them.
The old mountaineer also wanted custody of the children.
The judge asked for his side of the story and, after a long moment
of silence, the mountaineer slowly rose from his chair and said,
"Judge, when I put a quarter in a candy machine and a candy bar comes
out, does it belong to me or the machine?"
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