COUNTERFEITING
A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his
phony $18 bills would be in some small hick Maryland town. So, he
got into his new wheels and off he went.
He found a tiny eastern shore town with a single store. He entered
the store and handed one of the bogus bills to the man behind the
counter. "Can you change this for me, please?" he said.
The store clerk looked at the $18 bill a short time, then smiled
and told the man, "Ah reckon so, Mister. Ya want 2 nines or 3 sixes?"

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