Bubba's Buttholes
Bubba died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue
needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends,
Daryl and Gomer,were sent for.
Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl
said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician
rolled him over and Daryl looked and said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer
in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's
burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer
looked down and said, "No, it ain't Bubba.
"The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had
two buttholes." "What? He had two buttholes?", said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone in town knew it. Every time we went to Norfolk, folks would
say, "Here comes Bubba with them two buttholes..."
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