Bear Hunting
Bubba and Jake chartered a plane with a pilot to drop them off
in the mountains of West Virginia for a week of bear hunting,
just the same as they did the year before.
When the pilot returned with the plane Bubba exclaimed joyfully
to the pilot, "We had a great hunting trip! We bagged four bear!"
The pilot regretfully explained, "Unfortunately, our plane can only
fly with the weight of two of them bears. You'll have to leave the
other two behind."
Bubba and Jake were both infuriated and insistent. "We won't allow
you to fly this plane out without all four bear," Jake demanded.
The eager to please pilot relented and the plane took off with the
three of them and their four bear. About fifteen minutes into the
flight the engine started to sputter, and within seconds they were
crashing to the ground.
Dazed and confused from the wreck, Bubba looked at Jake and wheezed,
"Do you have any idea where we are?"
Jake, quite pleased with himself, replied, "Yes! We're about a mile
from where we crashed last year."
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